Feb 15, 2012

Now yesterday we discussed the procedure for when simps are denied, but in some cases, Valentine’s Day was quite succesful for the simp. As a result, he has taken his clinginess to the next level today. Wherever she moves, the simp will be within arm’s length or all hell will break loose. As much as [...]

Feb 14, 2012

On perhaps the most important day of the Simp’s life, Valentine’s Day, today is when he’ll go all out. This includes writing love letters, buying gifts, social media stalking, etc. For most, the day will end with a ritualisic playing of End Of The Road, because most likely the V-Day efforts were a lost cause. [...]